Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
