I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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