im gay
i know
yea but for you.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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