There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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