She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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