Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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