Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
i now understand why vodka
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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