So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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