Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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