I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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