i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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