You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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