You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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