I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
only if we run a train.
done.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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