I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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