ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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