Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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