Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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