Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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