Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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