I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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