whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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