rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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