In the future we'll all be gay
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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