yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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