I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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