Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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