Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
