Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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