OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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