can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My dick has a subreddit
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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