All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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