Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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