Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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