i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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