It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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