They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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