i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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