Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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