that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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