just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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