We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
