I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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