i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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