Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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