is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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