Sponge bath it is.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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