We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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