It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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