Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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