Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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