Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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