Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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