if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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