it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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