I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
the liver wants what the liver wants
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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