He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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